200+ Borderlands Puns

Are you ready to loot some laughs and shoot down boredom? Welcome to the wild, wacky world of Borderlands puns—where psychos meet punchlines and Claptrap’s got competition in the comedy department.  Borderlands Puns.

Whether you’re a vault hunter looking to spice up your next raid or just a fan of wordplay rooted in the Borderlands universe, this is the pun vault you’ve been searching for. From Pandora to Promethea, these jokes bring explosive humor to your favorite chaotic franchise.

So, grab your favorite weapon, equip that sense of humor, and let’s dive into this loot-filled list of hilarious puns and jokes inspired by Borderlands characters, weapons, dialogue, and lore!

Borderlands Character Puns & Jokes

• Why did Claptrap start a podcast? He already talks non-stop!
• Lilith tried to tell a joke, but it was too fire-based.
• Mordecai became a chef—he specializes in bird wings.
• When Brick lifts weights, the dumbbells cry.
• Zer0 doesn’t talk much, but his punchlines? Sharp.
• Handsome Jack called; he wants his ego back.
• Tannis went on a date with science—turns out it was experimental.
• Maya opened a spa. It’s called Phaselock & Relax.
• Gaige built a robot that laughs at her jokes. Now she’s finally got a fan!
• Krieg started writing poetry. It’s literally mind-blowing.
• FL4K walked into a bar…with three pets and no ID.
• Amara lifts more than your self-esteem.
• Moze joined a gym—then brought her Iron Bear. Now it’s a tank club.
• Salvador became a bouncer. He doesn’t ask twice.
• Zane made a copy of himself for parties. Talk about clone time.
• Vaughn started a fitness vlog—shirtless wisdom at its peak.
• Scooter’s pickup lines? Catch-a-ride… to my heart!
• Athena joined a debate club. She always shields her arguments.
• Ellie started a towing service. It’s called Big Mover Energy.
• Rhys can’t cry—his mustache absorbs the tears.

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Borderlands Weapon Puns & Jokes

• This shotgun’s so friendly—it spreads the love!
• My sniper rifle told a joke… long-range humor!
• The grenade mod walked into a party—and blew everyone away.
• I found a pistol with dad jokes. It’s a real pun-gun.
• That SMG is always nervous—must be triggered.
• When the rocket launcher speaks, it’s a blast.
• This corrosive weapon has a toxic personality.
• Got a Maliwan gun. It’s cool but emotionally charged.
• The Jakobs revolver says, Back in my day…
• Hyperion guns aim high—like their ego.
• Tediore guns? A real throw-away joke.
• Atlas smart bullets are smarter than some players.
• Dahl weapons work 9 to 5—no overtime.
• Legendary loot drops? More like laugh-endary!
• My shield cracked a joke—had to recharge.
• An Eridian weapon told me I wasn’t ready. Rude.
• That shotgun’s always blasting classic hits.
• Vladof guns? Non-stop chatterboxes.
• A grenade mod tried stand-up. It killed.
• Bandit weapons? Ugly, but funny in a scrappy way.

Claptrap Comedy Hour

• Claptrap applied to be a stand-up bot. He already fell flat.
• He started a TikTok dance challenge called Malfunction & Groove.
• His mixtape is all beeps and ego.
• His dating profile just says Claptrap: No refunds.
• He tried yoga—kept doing the awkward pose.
• He launched a podcast called ClapTalks Too Much.
• Joined a band called Vault Beats — he’s the lead screecher.
• He once tried a silent retreat. Didn’t work.
• His autobiography is titled Me, Myself, and More Me.
• Made a cooking show called Meals on Circuitry.
• He thinks every Vault Hunter is his bestie. They disagree.
• Started a blog: How to Be Loved (Eventually).
• He tried to drive a vehicle. It drove him insane.
• Created an app called ClapDate. One user: Claptrap.
• He once beatbox-battled a Skag. He lost.
• He’s banned from every dance floor on Pandora.
• When asked to whisper, he exploded—literally.
• Offered tech support. Fried the entire system.
• Tried to join a barbershop quartet. Got rejected—solo.
• Once said I’m modest. That was the punchline.

Loot & Legendary Laughs

• I opened a chest and got disappointment. Classic loot drop.
• Legendary drop rate? More like a mythical concept.
• That loot chest was so empty, it echoed.
• Found a gun named LOL. It shot jokes!
• My golden key opened a box of dad jokes.
• Loot goblins should be comedians—they steal the show.
• That shield dropped… emotionally and physically.
• My grenade mod came with a joke manual.
• I opened a vault. It was full of knock-knock jokes.
• This loot’s so rare, even the devs forgot it.
• Chest mimics? The original pranksters.
• Got a purple item—still can’t afford rent.
• My inventory’s full…of regrets.
• Found a white gun. Now I use it as a paperweight.
• My relic whispered, You’re not funny.
• That loot beam looked promising. Just a skin.
• Loot with a punchline? Must be Borderlands.
• Dropped my gun mid-fight. It told me to hold on.
• My backpack is 90% nonsense, 10% bullets.
• That loot box had one word: Psych!

Pandora Pick-Up Lines

• Are you a Vault Key? ‘Cause I’ve been hunting for you.
• You must be from Pandora—chaotic but irresistible.
• Are you a loot crate? ‘Cause I’ve been waiting to open up.
• You make my shield regen faster.
• Baby, are you Claptrap? ‘Cause you’re unforgettable… in an annoying way.
• Are you corrosive? Because you melt my defenses.
• Your smile has better stats than my sniper.
• You’re more legendary than my drop rate.
• Are you a grenade mod? Because you blow me away.
• You must be from Eden-6, because you’re a rare find.
• Are you a Maliwan? Because you’re electrifying.
• You auto-equip to my heart.
• My Echo logs say we’re compatible.
• You must be a Siren, ‘cause you’ve got me phased.
• You’re like loot—rare and beautiful.
• Are you Zane? Because you’re one of a kind.
• If you were a weapon, you’d be a Jakobs—classic and stylish.
• You give me the kind of buffs no relic ever could.
• I’d trade all my Eridium just for one date.
• You’re the vault I’ve been waiting to unlock.

Psychos, Skags & Side Quests

• A Psycho walked into a bar… then exploded.
• Skags love fetch. Too bad they fetch your leg.
• A side quest told me to find a sandwich. I got shot instead.
• That bandit camp had great Yelp reviews—1 star, explosive service!
• A Skag tried stand-up. He bombed—literally.
• That Goliath just needs a hug… and a helmet.
• Bandits are the only people who can trash talk while dying.
• I accepted a mission. Regret is now my co-op partner.
• That Wainwright guy? Sharp dresser, sharper tongue.
• A loot tink ran off with my self-esteem.
• That side mission had more twists than Claptrap’s wiring.
• A Psycho offered me therapy. I said yes.
• Skags are just misunderstood puppies with rage issues.
• That NPC just said Thanks… and shot me.
• That quest item smells like regret and Skag breath.
• Torgue’s autobiography is titled Explosions: A Memoir.
• My Echo device now blocks quest givers.
• The only thing crazier than Pandora? Its tutorial missions.
• The real endgame? Inventory management.
• That robot said Hi and blew up. Typical.

Borderlands Lore Laughs

• The pre-sequel? More like the pre-funny.
• Pandora is a planet of problems and puns.
• Eridium is just magical sarcasm fuel.
• Vault Hunters don’t die—they just fast travel away.
• Sanctuary runs on plot armor.
• Sirens glow with power—and pun potential.
• Dahl tried to colonize Pandora. They didn’t read the reviews.
• The Vaults aren’t treasure—just trauma with better lighting.
• Tannis is science, sass, and slight instability.
• Handsome Jack was voted Most Likely to Monologue.
• The universe expands. So do the side missions.
• Atlas says Smart weapons. I say Smarter sarcasm.
• Maliwan wants control. Pandora laughs back.
• Axton didn’t die. He just ran out of screen time.
• Lilith’s wings are powered by pure comeback energy.
• The New-U station is a joke factory.
• Angel had daddy issues. And network problems.
• Vault keys unlock disappointment.
• Hyperion’s real motto: Safety third.
• Roland’s spirit lives on—in awkward dialogue pauses.

Cosplay & Convo Puns

• Is that cosplay or real gear? Either way, I’m intimidated.
• You dressed as Claptrap? That’s bold.
• Vault Hunter chic is the new black.
• That Siren tattoo glows brighter than my future.
• Your cosplay has better stats than my loadout.
• Skag fur coats are so last season.
• You smell like loot and energy drinks—accurate.
• Vault jumpsuit? Iconic.
• Your gun holster is fashion-forward.
• That wig? Legendary drop!
• Echo device as an accessory? Genius.
• You brought a Tediore gun to the party? Respect.
• Vault fashion is rugged meets ridiculous.
• Those boots say ‘I loot first.’
• You accessorize like a true scavenger.
• The face paint screams Psycho—but make it couture.
• That cosplay’s stats are all charisma.
• You’re ready for both battle and brunch.
• That bandit mask? Giving Mad Max meets meme.
• You could loot my heart any day.

Puns Across the Borderverse

• Tales from the Borderlands? More like Jokes from the Borderlands.
• Rhys’ mustache needs its own sitcom.
• Fiona’s hat? Top-tier loot.
• Loader Bot for president. No debate.
• Vaughn’s abs are a comedy subplot.
• Sasha’s sarcasm is next-level ammo.
• That Atlas facility had better lighting than my apartment.
• Gortys is the cinnamon roll of destruction.
• The Traveler was just shy.
• Jack’s AI is the ultimate ghost ex.
• Scooter lives on through Catch-A-Ride jokes.
• The vaults in Tales? Still filled with bad decisions.
• Hyperion’s coffee machine had more personality than its CEO.
• Gortys dance fight: best moment in all of Borderlands.
• Tales characters? Peak emotional damage and punchlines.
• That side character? Secretly the best-written one.
• Borderlands lore is 90% chaos, 10% Claptrap.
• They should rename it Pun-derlands.
• Rhys fell for Fiona… and several stairs.
• Atlas just wants love. And territory.

Vault Hunter Roast Session

• Zane’s clone has better jokes than Zane.
• Moze talks to her mech more than people.
• Amara once punched a pun out of someone.
• FL4K’s humor is robotic… literally.
• Lilith glows when she lies.
• Salvador dual-wields insults and bullets.
• Gaige’s jokes are mostly code.
• Zer0 communicates in haikus… badly.
• Tannis is socially awkward… on purpose.
• Krieg’s inner voice is the real comedian.
• Maya once phased out of a bad conversation.
• Roland had leadership… but no punchlines.
• Athena’s shield reflects both bullets and sass.
• Brick only speaks in gym memes.
• Mordecai’s bird is funnier than he is.
• Claptrap’s roast? Mostly static.
• Handsome Jack’s jokes? Handsome… but deadly.
• Ellie throws shade like she throws Skags.
• Scooter still has the best catchphrase.
• Tiny Tina? Queen of chaos and quips.

Final Thoughts: Loot Laughter, Vault Vibes

Whether you’re cruising through Pandora or just vibing in Sanctuary, there’s no denying that Borderlands is full of chaotic charm and explosive humor. These Borderlands puns bring the same energy—loud, clever, and a little unhinged. Keep your trigger finger ready and your funny bone armed, because in this universe, every Vault Hunter needs a sense of humor as powerful as their arsenal.